Wanted: one pair favorite shoes

These are my most favoritest shoes ever and my damned pinkie toes have managed to bust through the seams. Plus they look like crap. They have *technically* been my yard shoes for quite a while, but I still wear them all over the place and it's getting embarrassing. What would Stacy and Clinton say?! I got them at Payless (sorry, Stacy) a couple of years ago and I can't find another pair anywhere - but I NEED them! Please...I beseech you! Pray, find me a new set of these magical slippers! Go! To quote the villain from one of the best movies of all time, "and don't come back without them!"